Meet the Players

How does he open the boxes? He doesn't even take the seal off.

Gotta love Brian. His game should be a laugh!

Yet another contestant who keeps his hat on every game just like Savvas! He even looks like my granddad!

He looks like Freddy Kruger.

So far he looks like a right misery. He was giving Noel daggers when he was wearing that wig. He needs to chill, it's only a bit fun.

he a prper rebel man

love im es game will be quick

ZOMG, looks like we have another terminator in our midsts...

1,2 freddys coming for you 3,4 better lock your doors 5,6 grab a crucifix 7,8 gonna stay up late 9,10 Hes back again.

9,10 is 'never sleep again' not 'he's back again'... This man is so miserable

Hope you go on deal or no deal then I will toture you completely.

Brian has the energy of a Puma but he looks like Freddy Kruger. He will never be sad and he'll never be mad but he'll be bad.

And for Paul if I wanted your opinion I will knock it out of you.

My opinion on what exactly? The rhyme or Brian? And don't threaten me online you small man.

Banker (if it is really you) will you ever show your face up on the show one day i'm dying to know what you look like.

The problem is that if the banker did show their face, you would constantly want the picture changing Jonothan!!

es game sunday!!!!!!!!

No I won't show my face not even when this show vanishes off channel 4. The only way you can see me is from the behind.

I'm not threatening you Paul I meant knock as in yell it out of you I'm sorry and I'm not small I'm 6ft 5.

Will you forgive me Paul. And everyone just so you know I'm the big star of the show I'm the real banker Noel even knows I'm here. Fine ask me a question pilgrims.

I have something to say everybody next week is the summer break I'm going to my private island in Fiji while you lot are going to stay over in your cousins dirty caravan. Hope you enjoy the next series and remember I will be back.

But it may happen I may show my face.

Well I'm desperate to know what you look like anyway.

u gotta show yar face banker coz some1 will find out 1 day m8!!!!!!!!

Rather old man who seem concious about himself. I think he will have 3k when he plays. I rather like Brian because I somewhat feel pity for him. His breath smells like Shit. I simply can not wait to observe his splendid game.

I agree with JF. He's not even the banker at all. Nice try dude. Buncha damn trolls lol. And before you say anything clichéd back to me, even if I did go on DOND I could still squish ya like a Goomba no matter what. Seriously. >=D BTW, have a nice time, enjoying your greed >_> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> On topic now: Brians face in yesterday's game! Still a classic moment.

Oh noes, my post screwed up. -.-

Now listen you 12 year old I'm the real banker I know Noel Edmonds and I created Deal or no deal since October. I'm tough and you can never squish me I can tower over you. I'm Real and I will show my face in the 3rd season if you don't believe me. VJ Do you know who you are talking to.

I am talking to a stupid n00b who is making no sense. You are no more 'superior' to anyone else which really makes you look retarded and pathetic. Stop acting like you know everything and get your head out of the clouds, you're not always right you know. BTW, I'm 17 so you can't possibly judge me you prep. OT: Brian's face in today's game! Hahaha.

Besides, you can't crush people over the phone or the internet. I can still pawn you like a Goomba, no even better, I can fire mah lazerz at yah no matter how tough you are. Stop with the crappy comebacks and fighting talk, blah blah blah, I'm flattered. Too bad I that I couldn't care less about some imposter.

I totally agree with you VJ. It's pretty obvious that user is NOT the real banker. >_> Thanks for pointing that out.

I'm the real banker I'm going to go easy on you I'm real thats all I'm going to say I'm the real banker. VJ Do you want a offer so you can be quietfor the rest of my life?

Oh poor Brian why does Noel always humiliate him?

So banker you'll show your face in series 3. Like hell you will, almost everyone here thinks your fake, well actually they know your fake. If your the real banker tell us who will replace Brian next after he leaves.

Oh please, we all know you're fake. This is the worst banker impression I've ever seen. Lolz, nice try but no matter how high your offers are, it won't convince me whatsoever.

Hmmm, I've got a better idea. Why don't you accept other people's viewpoints and shove that offer up your ass. That way you can shut up, for once. >_>

I'm upset now. I'm going to burn that bloody wig.

haha this guys gr8! the faces he pulls are sooo funny and his grumpiness and never smiling is funny, hope he has a gr8 game n wins loadz!!!

Well, people need to stop acting like they know everything. Oh yeah, you and 'The fake Banker' have the same IP address.

http://www.myspace.com/dealornodealbanker

There are different types of Laptops and computers in the studios and they are connected together. Look My favourite music is Abba my favourite in general is dream crushing, swimming, massage and drinking like glasses of whisky and my personal hero is my mother.

Whatever, I'm still not convinced.

Thats right you're not convinced it's people like you that give their doubts about everything the world has to offer. I was born on May 18th 1940. I'm a well brought up man. Only have one son I don't contact him whatsoever because hes a charity worker. I'm 6ft 5 inches professional swimmer and 6 wives. Please I bring the channel 4 crew around your squat just prove I'm right.

May 12th sorry misprint.

Well surely if your the real banker you will know who will repace brian after he leaves

I don't care, you're still fake. (Unless this is probably another of these Jane accounts.) One: The banker is a pre recorded voice like the old boot game or a tannoy on public transport, I repeat, a pre recorded voice. Get it. Two: If I ever wanted to speak to the banker, I could do it on the 'phone in the studio' and it wouldn't be such a waste of my time. Three: If you haven't got anything related to say to it, then just shut up, By the way your offers suck!!!

His game has got to be a joy to watch, funniest player ever!!!!!

I wonder if his game is the first game for season 3?

Just enjoy your dirt layered beach in Colchester. I'll be back. Enjoy the summer holiday.

Blah blah blah, that's all you ever say to me.

Anyways, I preict he'll play when we return...

vj can u please stop arguing with people it is the real banker and the real noel edmonds so stop judging people mate btw i reckon es game will be 2morrow!!!!!

Hahaha, I need to shut up?! I think you need to spell correctly and shut up. FYI, I am making a valid point about the banker because I can sense s/he's 100% fake. So quit obsessing over it and let people make their points. It's called A FREEDOM OF SPEECH. What are you anyways, 'the banker police?' -.-;

And blah blah blah, that's all I ever hear coming from you. Stupid.

He's done it again! Revealed the £250,000 for the fifth time - he should be ashamed of himself!

yeah 5 times, now equalling paula r's and jon's record

£250,000 5 times? OMFG he is one of the biggest terminators ever, not to mention he's overdue a game. Plus, that's a very good point VJ! =]

If he played today he probably would have the quarter of a million pounds.

He has been on a long time. I seriously thought he might play on the first show. Would have been cool as he had the 250K!

I don't think he even intended to reveal the qauter mill, remember we don't know the sums of money in the boxes until they're opened, how was he supposed to know? He shouldn't be ashamed...

e will go 2 bout 30 games then ave es game e was soo funny in rossanos game when e pulled that weird face 2 noel lol funniest player ever!!!!!!!!

whens brians game??he's the funniest player to date!! i love the looks he pulls!! classic!

es mouth es the funniest that old man mouth haha

Oh poor Brian he always gets the kick in the boot. Leave him alone Noel. He could spank your a**e when you were a kid.

I love this guy. He's gonna be our 2nd 250k winner i hope.

sunday will be es game

i think so to. he would of played 30 games by then!

Just needs the £50 to have had every blue and has had no low reds (£1k - £15k)

Brian's game Today Brian's Game Today Brian's Game today

i was soo desprate for him 2 play all the way because i knew e would of ad 100k but e got what e wanted and it was such a funny game well done brian and u r a legend!!!!!

Yeah well done but if he thought he had 100k then why did he deal at almost 20k?